Post by Ðяανεŋ on Aug 16, 2014 20:54:58 GMT
An excerpt from:
"Calordia: land of adventure." Courtesy of the Calordia tourist board.*
(* Founder and sole member; Mr S. Heister the 5th)
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Calordia: Land of adventure.
By S. Heister
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Published on the behalf of the Calordia tourist board by Heister enterprises.
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The beautiful land of Calordia awaits you. Situated within a great ocean, this is a land of diverse landscapes, from the bustling city of Treleth which stands upon the great plains, to the majestic Drelis mountain range to the north and the mystical Karr forests of the West.
Come visit this wondrous land, see the native flora and fauna(1).
A guide to which has been compiled with the assistance of some of the explorers to return through Treleth(2) and is available for a reasonable fee from Heister's Adventure emporium located in the market district of Treleth, also available are any supplies an avid adventurer may need including a wide array of potions(3)and talismans.(4) All protective talismans carries a money back guarantee.(5)
New visitors to Calordia are advised to make their way to the city of Treleth, where they will be greeted by a member of the pleasant and ever helpful Treleth city guard(6) before entering the city itself. Once within the walls look around, find lodgings or partake in a drink at one of our charming taverns.
1)Be careful not to let them see you first, yes that does include some of the flora.
2)Percentage to return is 76% per Explorer.
3)Warning healing potions may have the following side effects : Vomiting, explosive diarrhoea, blindness, skin lesions and horrible death.
4)Heister Enterprises does not guarantee that talismans may not just be stones with a hole drilled into it.
5) Money back guarantees only apply to items purchased on the 31th day of the second month, only valid in cases where failure of said item proved fatal to the purchaser.
Refund will be given upon personal request from purchaser only, accompanied by a valid receipt.
6) Due to union rules the city guard are required to be suspicious bad tempered assholes on any day ending with a y, for this they are eternally sorry.
"Calordia: land of adventure." Courtesy of the Calordia tourist board.*
(* Founder and sole member; Mr S. Heister the 5th)
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆
Calordia: Land of adventure.
By S. Heister
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆
Published on the behalf of the Calordia tourist board by Heister enterprises.
◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆◆
The beautiful land of Calordia awaits you. Situated within a great ocean, this is a land of diverse landscapes, from the bustling city of Treleth which stands upon the great plains, to the majestic Drelis mountain range to the north and the mystical Karr forests of the West.
Come visit this wondrous land, see the native flora and fauna(1).
A guide to which has been compiled with the assistance of some of the explorers to return through Treleth(2) and is available for a reasonable fee from Heister's Adventure emporium located in the market district of Treleth, also available are any supplies an avid adventurer may need including a wide array of potions(3)and talismans.(4) All protective talismans carries a money back guarantee.(5)
New visitors to Calordia are advised to make their way to the city of Treleth, where they will be greeted by a member of the pleasant and ever helpful Treleth city guard(6) before entering the city itself. Once within the walls look around, find lodgings or partake in a drink at one of our charming taverns.
1)Be careful not to let them see you first, yes that does include some of the flora.
2)Percentage to return is 76% per Explorer.
3)Warning healing potions may have the following side effects : Vomiting, explosive diarrhoea, blindness, skin lesions and horrible death.
4)Heister Enterprises does not guarantee that talismans may not just be stones with a hole drilled into it.
5) Money back guarantees only apply to items purchased on the 31th day of the second month, only valid in cases where failure of said item proved fatal to the purchaser.
Refund will be given upon personal request from purchaser only, accompanied by a valid receipt.
6) Due to union rules the city guard are required to be suspicious bad tempered assholes on any day ending with a y, for this they are eternally sorry.